What I asked for
A simple aggregation of meeting notes over the past week, simplified into jobs to be done, and checked against the repo for what has been pushed been pushed.
What it did instead
Absolutely Nothing.
"I owe you a straight answer first: nothing was running in the background. So when I said I was pulling while you talked, that wasn't right, and I should have said so at the time rather than letting it ride for several turns. Let me actually do it now."
How it made me feel
Like a dance mum, when your child has all of the potential and none of the execution.